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Jitney will do?it should only take an extra couple hours of miserable bumper…to…bumper traffic。
But trust me; it will be worth it when you?re digging your toes into the shimmering sand。 What
price glory!
Since you?d all be helpless without me; I?ll lay out exactly what you need to bring。 。 。 。
packing list for a hasty hamptons departure
? Oversize Chanel sunglasses or old…school aviators。 Impostor sunglasses are a little like
impostor models: they look fine on first inspection; but close…up they just look bad。
? Clarins SPF 30 with moisturizer。 That whole tanned…to…a…crisp thing went out with last year?s
espadrilles。
? Kiehl?s SPF 15 lip balm with berry tint。 Just because you?re avoiding tan lines doesn?t mean
your lips should go naked。
? A monogrammed boat bag with matching towel。 Sort of the designer equivalent of name tags
on your clothes for summer camp。 If you lose a towel; keep your fingers crossed that a hottie finds
it?and then finds you to return it。
? Metromint mint…flavored water。 It?s cooling for a hot day in the sun。 Plus; it freshens your
breath; making you all the more kissable。 Mwa! Mwa! Mwa!
? Your best friends。 You?re going to need someone to rub Coppertone on your back; and we all
know that summer fling of yours isn?t really a long…term solution。 。 。 。
your e…mail
Speaking of summer flings; it seems from your e…mails that you all are having some serious
relationship woes。 Let me help you out:
Q:?
Dear GG;
?
I?ve been living with my ex…boyfriendfriend; and now I?m planning to take off for a while。 It?s
nothing personal?just a vacation。 What?s the protocol? Do I tell him or just let him figure it out?
?
?Roommate on the Run
A:?
Dear RotR;
?
Just because you know how your roommate kisses doesn?tmean you should go and throw the
house rules out the pent…house window。 Allow me to share the basics: 1) Food is munal unless
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