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chater fifteen rabadah the ridicu(第2页)

"Haveacare,Rabadash,"saidAslanquietly."Thedoomisnearernow:itisatthedoor:ithasliftedthelatch."

"Lettheskiesfall,"shriekedRabadash."Lettheearthgape!Letbloodandfireobliteratetheworld!ButbesureIwillneverdesisttillIhavedraggedtomypalacebyherhairthebarbarianqueen,thedaughterofdogs,the—"

"Thehourhasstruck,"saidAslan:andRabadashsaw,tohissupremehorror,thateveryonehadbeguntolaugh.

Theycouldn'thelpit.RabadashhadbeenwagginghisearsallthetimeandassoonasAslansaid,"Thehourhasstruck!"theearsbegantochange.Theygrewlongerandmorepointedandsoonwerecoveredwithgreyhair.Andwhileeveryonewaswonderingwheretheyhadseenearslikethatbefore,Rabadash'sfacebegantochangetoo.Itgrewlonger,andthickeratthetopandlargereyed,andthenosesankbackintotheface(orelsethefaceswelledoutandbecameallnose)andtherewashairalloverit.Andhisarmsgrewlongerandcamedowninfrontofhimtillhishandswererestingontheground:onlytheyweren'thands,now,theywerehoofs.Andhewasstandingonallfours,andhisclothesdisappeared,andeveryonelaughedlouderandlouder(becausetheycouldn'thelpit)fornowwhathadbeenRabadashwas,simplyandunmistakably,adonkey.Theterriblethingwasthathishumanspeechlastedjustamomentlongerthanhishumanshape,sothatwhenherealizedthechangethatwascomingoverhim,hescreamedout:

"Oh,notaDonkey!Mercy!Ifitwereevenahorse—e'en—ahor—eeh—auh,eeh—auh."Andsothewordsdiedawayintoadonkey'sbray.

"Nowhearme,Rabadash,"saidAslan."Justiceshallbemixedwithmercy.YoushallnotalwaysbeanAss."

AtthisofcoursetheDonkeytwitcheditsearsforwardandthatalsowassofunnythateverybodylaughedallthemore.Theytriednotto,buttheytriedinvain.

"YouhaveappealedtoTash,"saidAslan."AndinthetempleofTashyoushallbehealed.YoumuststandbeforethealtarofTashinTashbaanatthegreatAutumnFeastthisyearandthere,inthesightofallTashbaan,yourasssshapewillfallfromyouandallmenwillknowyouforPrinceRabadash.Butaslongasyoulive,ifeveryougomorethantenmilesawayfromthegreattempleinTashbaanyoushallinstantlybecomeagainasyounoware.Andfromthatsecondchangetherewillbenoreturn."

Therewasashortsilenceandthentheyallstirredandlookedatoneanotherasiftheywerewakingfromsleep.Aslanwasgone.Buttherewasabrightnessintheairandonthegrass,andajoyintheirhearts,whichassuredthemthathehadbeennodream:andanyway,therewasthedonkeyinfrontofthe

KingLunewasthekindest-heartedofmenandonseeinghisenemyinthisregrettableconditionheforgotallhisanger.

"YourroyalHighness,"hesaid."Iammosttrulysorrythatthingshavecometothisextremity.YourHighnesswillbearwitnessthatitwasnoneofourdoing.AndofcourseweshallbedelightedtoprovideyourHighnesswithshippingbacktoTashbaanforthe—er—treatmentwhichAslanhasprescribed.YoushallhaveeverycomfortwhichyourHighnessssituationallows:thebestofthecattle-boats—thefreshestcarrotsandthistles—"

ButadeafeningbrayfromtheDonkeyandawell-aimedkickatoneoftheguardsmadeitclearthatthesekindlyofferswereungratefullyreceived.

Andhere,togethimoutoftheway,IdbetterfinishoffthestoryofRabadash.He(orit)wasdulysentbackbyboattoTashbaanandbroughtintothetempleofTashatthegreatAutumnFestival,andthenhebecameamanagain.Butofcoursefourorfivethousandpeoplehadseenthetransformationandtheaffaircouldnotpossiblybehushedup.AndaftertheoldTisrocsdeathwhenRabadashbecameTisrocinhisplaceheturnedoutthemostpeaceableTisrocCalormenhadeverknown.Thiswasbecause,notdaringtogomorethantenmilesfromTashbaan,hecouldnevergoonawarhimself:andhedidntwanthisTarkaanstowinfameinthewarsathisexpense,forthatisthewayTisrocsgetoverthrown.Butthoughhisreasonswereselfish,itmadethingsmuchmorecomfortableforallthesmallercountriesroundCalormen.Hisownpeopleneverforgotthathehadbeenadonkey.Duringhisreign,andtohisface,hewascalledRabadashthePeacemaker,butafterhisdeathandbehindhisbackhewascalledRabadashtheRidiculous,andifyoulookhimupinagoodHistoryofCalormen(trythelocallibrary)youwillfindhimunderthatname.AndtothisdayinCalormeneschools,ifyoudoanythingunusuallystupid,youareverylikelytobecalled"asecondRabadash".

MeanwhileatAnvardeveryonewasverygladthathehadbeendisposedofbeforetherealfunbegan,whichwasagrandfeastheldthateveningonthelawnbeforethecastle,withdozensoflanternstohelpthemoonlight.Andthewineflowedandtalesweretoldandjokeswerecracked,andthensilencewasmadeandtheKingspoetwithtwofiddlerssteppedoutintothemiddleofthecircle.AravisandCorpreparedthemselvestobebored,fortheonlypoetrytheyknewwastheCalormenekind,andyouknownowwhatthatwaslike.Butattheveryfirstscrapeofthefiddlesarocketseemedtogoupinsidetheirheads,andthepoetsangthegreatoldlayofFairOlvinandhowhefoughttheGiantPireandturnedhimintostone(andthatistheoriginofMountPire—itwasatwo-headedGiant)andwontheLadyLilnforhisbride;andwhenitwasovertheywisheditwasgoingtobeginagain.AndthoughBreecouldn'tsinghetoldthestoryofthefightatZalindreh.AndLucytoldagain(theyhadall,exceptAravisandCor,hearditmanytimesbuttheyallwanteditagain)thetaleoftheWardrobeandhowsheandKingEdmundandQueenSusanandPetertheHighKinghadfirstcomeintoNarnia.

Andpresently,aswascertaintohappensoonerorlater,KingLunesaidifwastimeforyoungpeopletobeinbed."Andtomorrow,Cor,"headded,"shaltcomeoverallthecastlewithmeandseetheestresandmarkallitsstrengthandweakness:foritwillbethinetoguardwhenI'mgone."

"ButCorinwillbetheKingthen,Father,"saidCor.

"Nay,lad,"saidKingLune,"thouartmyheir.Thecrowncomestothee."

"ButIdon'twantit,"saidCor."I'dfarrather—"

"Tisnoquestionwhatthouwantest,Cor,norIeither.'Tisinthecourseoflaw."

"Butifwe'retwinswemustbethesameage."

"Nay,"saidtheKingwithalaugh."Onemustcomefirst.

ArtCorin'selderbyfulltwentyminutes.Andhisbettertoo,let'shope,thoughthat'snogreatmastery."AndhelookedatCorinwithatwinkleinhiseyes.

"But,Father,couldn'tyoumakewhicheveryouliketobethenextKing?"

"No.Theking'sunderthelaw,forit'sthelawmakeshimaking.Hastnomorepowertostartawayfromthycrownthananysentryfromhispost."

"Ohdear,"saidCor."Idon'twanttoatall.AndCorin—Iammostdreadfullysorry.Ineverdreamedmyturningupwasgoingtochiselyououtofyourkingdo"

"Hurrah!Hurrah!"saidCorin."Ishan'thavetobeKing.Ishan'thavetobeKing.I'llalwaysbeaprince.It'sprinceshaveallthefun."

"Andthat'struerthanthybrotherknows,Cor,"saidKingLune."Forthisiswhatitmeanstobeaking:tobefirstineverydesperateattackandlastineverydesperateretreat,andwhenthere'shungerintheland(asmustbenowandtheninbadyears)towearfinerclothesandlaughlouderoverascantiermealthananymaninyourland."

WhenthetwoboysweregoingupstairstobedCoragainaskedCorinifnothingcouldbedoneaboutit.AndCorinsaid:

"Ifyousayanotherwordaboutit,I'll-I'llknockyoudown."Itwouldbenicetoendthestorybysayingthatafterthatthetwobrothersneverdisagreedaboutanythingagain,butIamafraiditwouldnotbetrue.Inrealitytheyquarrelledandfoughtjustaboutasoftenasanyothertwoboyswould,andalltheirfightsended(iftheydidntbegin)withCorgettingknockeddown.Forthough,whentheyhadbothgrownupandbecomeswordsmen,Corwasthemoredangerousmaninbattle,neitherhenoranyoneelseintheNorthCountriescouldeverequalCorinasaboxer.ThatwashowhegothisnameofCorinThunder—Fist;andhowheperformedhisgreatexploitagainsttheLapsedBearofStormness,whichwasreallyaTalkingBearbuthadgonebacktoWildBearhabits.CormclimbeduptoitslairontheNarniansideofStormnessonewinterdaywhenthesnowwasonthehillsandboxeditwithoutatime-keeperforthirty-threerounds.Andattheenditcouldntseeoutofitseyesandbecameareformedcharacter.

Aravisalsohadmanyquarrels(and,Imafraid,evenfights)withCor,buttheyalwaysmadeitupagain:sothatyearslater,whentheyweregrownup,theyweresousedtoquarrellingandmakingitupagainthattheygotmarriedsoastogoondoingitmoreconveniently.AndafterKingLunesdeaththeymadeagoodKingandQueenofArchenlandandRamtheGreat,themostfamousofallthekingsofArchenland,wastheirson.BreeandHwinlivedhappilytoagreatageinNarniaandbothgotmarriedbutnottooneanother.AndtherewerentmanymonthsinwhichoneorbothofthemdidntcometrottingoverthepasstovisittheirfriendsatAnvard.

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